Originally Posted by Siren
So I went to T-Mobile store to get my phone fixed. The cashier spotted a man slipping a prepaid phone under his shirt and called him on it. While she was trying to call security, I see him slip the phone out from under his shirt and try to put it back. I yelled "Hey! I just saw you take that phone from under your shirt!" He denies I saw it and tells me to prove it. "There is a camera right above you're head, you idiot!" I then proceed to call him pathetic and sad for trying to steal a phone. He walked out of the store. Make a long story short, my phone is still dead and they are sending me a new one. Good times at the mall today!
There is a show called "World's dumbest criminals", that should be on the show....